Laughing out loud

A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"

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A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother said, "Darling, I wish you wouldn't do that because the boys can see your panties." "Okay, mommy," the little girl replied. The next day, the mother noticed her little girls hands looked dirty, so she asked, "You haven't been doing handstands again and letting those boys see your panties, have you?" "Oh no, mummy," the daughter replied. "Honestly! I took them off first."

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Laughing out loud

A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfathers farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. What is it? he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said, It- its- ITS A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!! * * * * * * * A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother said, Darling, I wish you wouldnt do that because the boys can see your panties. Okay, mommy, the little girl replied. The next day, the mother noticed her little girls hands looked dirty, so she asked, You havent been doing handstands again and letting those boys see your panties, have you? Oh no, mummy, the daughter replied. Honestly! I took them off first. Compiled from the internet