Laughing out loud
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesnt.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesnt.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesnt.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
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Dad: Can I see your report card, son?
Son: I dont have it.
Dad: Why?
Son: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.
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