Laughing out loud

Why is women’s soccer so rare?
It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit. Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
 

 

 

Laughing out loud

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit. Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesnt appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator says Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, lets make sure hes dead.