Laughing out loud

The woman is beside herself with joy and wishes for a trip to Thailand. Poof – she’s holding two tickets to Thailand and a five star hotel voucher for two.
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You stole my Microsoft Office and for that you’re going to pay.
You have my Word!
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Not every badly unkempt guy is homeless. It could well be that he lives with 3 females and only 1 bathroom.
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In a boomerang shop: "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"
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So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!
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“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”
“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”
“And smart, too!”
Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

The woman is beside herself with joy and wishes for a trip to Thailand. Poof shes holding two tickets to Thailand and a five star hotel voucher for two. * * * * * * * You stole my Microsoft Office and for that youre going to pay. You have my Word! * * * * * * * Not every badly unkempt guy is homeless. It could well be that he lives with 3 females and only 1 bathroom. * * * * * * * In a boomerang shop: Id like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away? * * * * * * * So much has changed since my girlfriend told me were having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number! * * * * * * * You are so kind, funny and beautiful. Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed. And smart, too! Compiled from the internet