Laughing out loud

A guy spends the night drinking in a bar.
When he finally leaves at 4:30, he immediately falls over. He crawls for a while, then tries to get back up, falls, crawls, gets back up.
 On an on he goes on doing this until he finally gets home. There he falls in his bed and promptly starts snoring.
In the morning, his wife sighs, 'you’ve been drinking again, Joe, haven't you?'
‘How on Earth could you guess that, darling?'
'You went and left the wheelchair at the bar again!!!'
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I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss.
 I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
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Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too
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Laughing out loud

A guy spends the night drinking in a bar. When he finally leaves at 4:30, he immediately falls over. He crawls for a while, then tries to get back up, falls, crawls, gets back up. On an on he goes on doing this until he finally gets home. There he falls in his bed and promptly starts snoring. In the morning, his wife sighs, youve been drinking again, Joe, havent you? How on Earth could you guess that, darling? You went and left the wheelchair at the bar again!!! * * * * * * * I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. Im starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship. * * * * * * * Patient: Oh doctor, Im just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Dont worry. Mine too Compiled from the internet