Laughing out loud

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”
Doctor: “Every two hours.”
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Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
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A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”
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Doctor says to his patient: "You have cancer and Alzheimer."
Patient: "At least I don't have cancer."

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Doctor: Ive found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem. Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it? Doctor: Every two hours. *************** Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket. *************** A wife complains to her husband: Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why cant you do the same? The husband: Are you mad? I barely know the woman! *************** Doctor says to his patient: You have cancer and Alzheimer. Patient: At least I dont have cancer. Compiled from the internet