I am coughing and my nose is stuck.
Internet diagnosis: I am 26 weeks pregnant!
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When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day.
Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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Editor : M. Shamsur Rahman
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Editor : M. Shamsur Rahman
Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
Editorial, News & Commercial Offices : Beximco Media Complex, 149-150 Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1208, Bangladesh. GPO Box No. 934, Dhaka-1000.