Laughing out loud

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
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 “My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”
 Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.”
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Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…
What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Doctor: Im sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?! Doctor: Nine. * * * * * * * * * My wife suffers from a drinking problem. Oh is she an alcoholic? No, I am, but shes the one who suffers. * * * * * * * * * A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle! Psychiatrist: Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part. * * * * * * * * * Oh darling, since youve started dieting, youve become such a passionate kisser What do you mean, passionate? Im looking for food remains! Compiled from the internet