Laughing out loud

A guy wakes up in the morning and tells his wife: “Wow darling, you won’t believe what happened. I dreamt I was forced to eat a live sheep and now I can’t see my pillow anywhere!” The wife answers, “The pillow’s fine, it’s lying right there on the floor, but I have been calling our dog in vain for the past 5 minutes!”

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A guy asks his neighbor in an apartment building: “Mr Trepper, you live directly above me and you have the same 2-room apartment as I do. How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy when you moved in?

“We got 18 rolls,” answers the neighbor.

Two months later the guy meets his neighbor again and says, “It’s really funny – I put the wallpaper on everywhere and I still had 10 rolls left over.”

Neighbor smiles, “Yeah, so did we.“

    Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

A guy wakes up in the morning and tells his wife: Wow darling, you wont believe what happened. I dreamt I was forced to eat a live sheep and now I cant see my pillow anywhere! The wife answers, The pillows fine, its lying right there on the floor, but I have been calling our dog in vain for the past 5 minutes! * * * * * * * * * * A guy asks his neighbor in an apartment building: Mr Trepper, you live directly above me and you have the same 2-room apartment as I do. How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy when you moved in? We got 18 rolls, answers the neighbor. Two months later the guy meets his neighbor again and says, Its really funny I put the wallpaper on everywhere and I still had 10 rolls left over. Neighbor smiles, Yeah, so did we. Compiled from the internet