Laughing out loud

A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He’s happy to take some. He asks her after a while why she isn’t having any herself.

“Oh, young man,” she says, “they’re too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn’t.”

“Why did you buy them at all then?” wonders the driver.

“You see, I just love the chocolate they’re covered in!”

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Take somebody’s bottle of shampoo and fill it up with oil. Shake well to mix the shampoo with the oil.

It will be too late when the person realizes that it didn’t do anything for his hair except to make it extra greasy.

    Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. Hes happy to take some. He asks her after a while why she isnt having any herself. Oh, young man, she says, theyre too hard on my poor teeth, I couldnt. Why did you buy them at all then? wonders the driver. You see, I just love the chocolate theyre covered in! * * * * * * * * * * Take somebodys bottle of shampoo and fill it up with oil. Shake well to mix the shampoo with the oil. It will be too late when the person realizes that it didnt do anything for his hair except to make it extra greasy. Compiled from the internet