Laughing out loud

A guy spends the night drinking in a bar.
When he finally leaves at 4:30, he immediately falls over. He crawls for a while, then tries to get back up, falls, crawls, gets back up.
 On an on he goes on doing this until he finally gets home. There he falls in his bed and promptly starts snoring.
In the morning, his wife sighs, 'you’ve been drinking again, Joe, haven't you?'
‘How on Earth could you guess that, darling?'
'You went and left the wheelchair at the bar again!!!'
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A guy goes to the information desk in a supermarket and says, “ I’m looking for insulation wool for my hobby room.”
The clerk apologizes that they sell no such thing, perhaps he’d be more lucky at a Home Depot.
“OK,” agrees the man, “all jokes aside, I’m looking for tampons for my wife.”
    Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

A guy spends the night drinking in a bar. When he finally leaves at 4:30, he immediately falls over. He crawls for a while, then tries to get back up, falls, crawls, gets back up. On an on he goes on doing this until he finally gets home. There he falls in his bed and promptly starts snoring. In the morning, his wife sighs, youve been drinking again, Joe, havent you? How on Earth could you guess that, darling? You went and left the wheelchair at the bar again!!! * * * * * * * * * A guy goes to the information desk in a supermarket and says, Im looking for insulation wool for my hobby room. The clerk apologizes that they sell no such thing, perhaps hed be more lucky at a Home Depot. OK, agrees the man, all jokes aside, Im looking for tampons for my wife. Compiled from the internet