Laughing out loud

Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school.

Class: Yaaaaay!

Teacher: We enjoy the other half this afternoon!

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Mommy, do you know if God has to go to the toilet too?

No child. Of course not. What makes you think this way?

Well grandpa knocked on the bathroom door this morning and said: “Oh God! Please hurry up!”

“And I did take them to the Zoo, just like you said. And today we’re going swimming.”

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Four elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have one umbrella between them. How come they none of them get wet?

Well did anybody say it was raining?

     Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school. Class: Yaaaaay! Teacher: We enjoy the other half this afternoon! * * * * * * * * * * Mommy, do you know if God has to go to the toilet too? No child. Of course not. What makes you think this way? Well grandpa knocked on the bathroom door this morning and said: Oh God! Please hurry up! And I did take them to the Zoo, just like you said. And today were going swimming. * * * * * * * * * * Four elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have one umbrella between them. How come they none of them get wet? Well did anybody say it was raining? Compiled from the internet