Laughing out loud
Raphael runs to his father and starts talking to him urgently, Dad, dad
His father turns to him angrily and says, Ive had it with you constantly interrupting me. From now on youll speak only when Ive asked you something!
Raphael thinks for a second and continues, OK dad, can you please ask me if youve forgotten to put in the handbrake and if your car is now rolling down the road?
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Mommy, do you know if God has to go to the toilet too?
No child. Of course not. What makes you think this way?
Well grandpa knocked on the bathroom door this morning and said: Oh God! Please hurry up!
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If youre a fan of pistachio nuts, yay! Whenever you enjoy some, put those that didnt crack or cant be opened easily with just your hands aside. When you have enough of these annoying bastards collected, put them in some pretty glass jar or something and give them to that special person. Picture their increasing frustration and enjoy.
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Put up a few interesting Autocorrect options in your victims Word. (Mind you, this is really evil and they may not necessarily notice, especially if they prefer the single eagle striking from the sky one-finger typing method and look at the keyboard as they write, so make sure they wont be writing anything terribly important.)
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A good prank if you have kids (7-12 years old) sharing a bedroom. Daddy wishes them all good night: Good night Steve, good night Gail, and good night monster under the bed. (cue for mother to use her walkie-talkie placed under the bed: Good night.)
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