Laughing out loud

A group of physicians are duck hunting. The general surgeon spots a duck flying from the marsh, aims his rifle, shoots the duck in one shot, and turns to the others and says “I just shot myself a duck.”

The intern sees a duck, aims his rifle, leads the duck with his first shot, trails it with his next shot and hits with his third. He turns to the group and says, “It was too small for a condor, too big for a sparrow. I think that it was probably a duck.”

The radiologist sees a duck, aims a shotgun, hits the duck, and turns to the group. He states “I just hit a flying animal. It may be a duck, pheasant, or quail. Possible flying squirrel. Cannot exclude a pterodactyl at this point. I think I should shoot it again, but with a scoped rifle next time.”

The emergency physician spots a duck flying the marsh and aims a huge, automatic combat shotgun, unloading two full magazines into the air, as the other physicians take cover behind him. After the tremendous noise ceases, the intern uncovers his ears and shouts, “What the hell was that?” The emergency physicians turns around and says, “I have no idea, but I’m pretty sure that I hit it.”

A proctologist had been in practice for 20 years and had settled into a very comfortable life with his future very secure. So he decided to fulfill his REAL dream and become an auto mechanic.

Having entered mechanic school, the former physician received the results of his first test back with a score of 200%. Confused, he asked the teacher why his score was so high.

“Well”, said the teacher, “The first part was taking the engine apart and you did that perfectly, so you got 50 per cent. The second was to put it back together again and you did it perfectly and got another 50 per cent. The other 100 per cent was for doing it through the tailpipe.”

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I used "Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well." in some of the English classes I teach in Japan, and it actually got some of the biggest laughs I've heard in the couple years I've been doing the job.

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So a photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop says,

"Can I carry any of your luggage?"

The photon says,

"No thanks, I'm traveling light."

    

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Laughing out loud

A group of physicians are duck hunting. The general surgeon spots a duck flying from the marsh, aims his rifle, shoots the duck in one shot, and turns to the others and says I just shot myself a duck. The intern sees a duck, aims his rifle, leads the duck with his first shot, trails it with his next shot and hits with his third. He turns to the group and says, It was too small for a condor, too big for a sparrow. I think that it was probably a duck. The radiologist sees a duck, aims a shotgun, hits the duck, and turns to the group. He states I just hit a flying animal. It may be a duck, pheasant, or quail. Possible flying squirrel. Cannot exclude a pterodactyl at this point. I think I should shoot it again, but with a scoped rifle next time. The emergency physician spots a duck flying the marsh and aims a huge, automatic combat shotgun, unloading two full magazines into the air, as the other physicians take cover behind him. After the tremendous noise ceases, the intern uncovers his ears and shouts, What the hell was that? The emergency physicians turns around and says, I have no idea, but Im pretty sure that I hit it. A proctologist had been in practice for 20 years and had settled into a very comfortable life with his future very secure. So he decided to fulfill his REAL dream and become an auto mechanic. Having entered mechanic school, the former physician received the results of his first test back with a score of 200%. Confused, he asked the teacher why his score was so high. Well, said the teacher, The first part was taking the engine apart and you did that perfectly, so you got 50 per cent. The second was to put it back together again and you did it perfectly and got another 50 per cent. The other 100 per cent was for doing it through the tailpipe. * * * * * * * * * * * * I used Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldnt see that well. in some of the English classes I teach in Japan, and it actually got some of the biggest laughs Ive heard in the couple years Ive been doing the job. * * * * * * * * * * * * So a photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop says, Can I carry any of your luggage? The photon says, No thanks, Im traveling light. Compiled from the internet