Laughing out loud

The drive-up window at the bank where I’m a teller has an outside drawer to accept customer transactions. A woman once drove up with her dog in the front passenger seat, and the pet eagerly jumped over onto the driver’s lap when the car reached my window. He looked excited to see me.

“Your dog is so friendly!” I said to the owner.

“He thinks he’s at McDonald’s,” she replied.

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A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy.

I can’t serve you.”

“Why not?” the snake asks.

“Because you can’t hold your liquor.”

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Laughing out loud

The drive-up window at the bank where Im a teller has an outside drawer to accept customer transactions. A woman once drove up with her dog in the front passenger seat, and the pet eagerly jumped over onto the drivers lap when the car reached my window. He looked excited to see me. Your dog is so friendly! I said to the owner. He thinks hes at McDonalds, she replied. * * * * * * * * * * * * A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, Sorry, buddy. I cant serve you. Why not? the snake asks. Because you cant hold your liquor. Compiled from the internet