Laughing out loud

My friend’s husband, Ray, is a state trooper and enjoys sharing the excuses people use when stopped for speeding. One day, however, the tables were turned. Ray maintains an aquarium of exotic fish, and a prized specimen had threatened to turn belly up. The off-duty officer called a pet store, and they advised him to immediately purchase a special additive that would correct the water’s pH.

Ray and his wife jumped into the car and rushed to the store. A state trooper signaled them to pull over. “Go ahead,” Ray’s wife said. “Tell him you’ve got a sick fish!”

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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Cow

Cow who?

Cow’s don’t "who" they "MOO"

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

My friends husband, Ray, is a state trooper and enjoys sharing the excuses people use when stopped for speeding. One day, however, the tables were turned. Ray maintains an aquarium of exotic fish, and a prized specimen had threatened to turn belly up. The off-duty officer called a pet store, and they advised him to immediately purchase a special additive that would correct the waters pH. Ray and his wife jumped into the car and rushed to the store. A state trooper signaled them to pull over. Go ahead, Rays wife said. Tell him youve got a sick fish! * * * * * * * * * Knock! Knock! Whos there? Cow Cow who? Cows dont who they MOO Compiled from the internet