Laughing out loud
My brother adopted a snake named Slinky, whose most disagreeable trait was eating live mice. Once I was pressed into going to the pet store to buy Slinkys dinner. The worst part of this wasnt choosing the juiciest-looking creatures or turning down the clerk who wanted to sell me vitamins to ensure their longevity. The hardest part was carrying the poor things out in a box bearing the words Thank you for giving me a home.
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Lost in the woods, a hiker spends two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle, hits the bird with a big rock and eats it. A park ranger stumbles on the scene and arrests the man for killing an endangered species. In court, the hiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.
Considering the circumstances, I find you not guilty, says the judge. But I have to askwhat did the eagle taste like?
Well, Your Honor, the hiker replies, it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl.
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