Laughing out loud

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.

Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always did it that way.” “Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!”
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Snake 1:
Are we poisonous?
Snake 2:
I don’t know. Why?
Snake 1:
I just bit my lip.
Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey. Our daughter turned to my wife and said, Mom, you always did it that way. Yes, my wife replied, but you dont have a cat! * * * * * * * * Snake 1: Are we poisonous? Snake 2: I dont know. Why? Snake 1: I just bit my lip. Compiled from the internet