Laughing out loud
John went to visit his old grandfather in a secluded area of Georgia. After chatting all night Johns grandfather made a breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film on his plate, and questioned his grandfather, Are these plates clean?
His grandfather replied, Theyre as clean as cold water can get them. Just finish your meal!
For lunch John worried that the plates had dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?
The old man said, I told you those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now I dont want to hear any more about it! Later that afternoon, as John was leaving, his grandfathers dog started to growl, not letting him pass. John yelled, Grandfather, your dog wont let me get to my car. The old man shouted, Coldwater, go lie down!
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I was shopping in the pet section of my local supermarket when I overheard a woman singing the praises of a particular water bowl to her husband.
Look, it even has a water filter! she concluded, holding the doggie dish out for her husbands inspection. He had a slightly different take on things: Dear, he drinks out of the toilet.
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