Laughing out loud
A fellow salesperson, an animal lover, was suddenly overcome by allergies at one of our company meetings. Coughing, sniffling, watery eyes she was a mess.
If you have such terrible allergies, why do you keep so many pets? asked a friend.
Becausesneeze, cough, hackif Im going to be sick, I might as well have company.
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This report from an agent landed on my desk in the auto claims division of our insurance company: Driver encountered a large deer that jumped out from the woods to challenge his vehicle. The deer attacked his vehicle without having any insurance.
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A woman walked into my aunts animal shelter wanting to have her cat and six kittens spayed and neutered.
Is the mother friendly? my aunt asked.
Very, said the woman, casting an eye on all the pet carriers. Thats how we got into this mess in the first place.
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Whenever my family leaves the house, our Shetland sheepdogs animal instincts start to kick in.
He runs circles around us and nips at our heels to keep us all together.
Watching this display, my friend couldnt resist: You always herd the ones you love.
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Coincidences were flying when a man was arrested and charged with stealing a bird feeder from Cornell Universitys ornithology laboratory. According to the Associated Press, police charged James Buzzard, 44, who lives on Cardinal Drive in Ithaca, N.Y., with stealing the feeder from the lab on Sapsucker Woods Road.
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