Laughing out loud

A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighborhood and takes it to the police station. The desk sergeant says, "Why don’t you just take it to the zoo?"

The next day, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street—with the sheep. "I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo," the sergeant says.

"I know what you told me," the guy responds. "Yesterday I took him to the zoo. Today I’m taking him to the movies."

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   When a lonely frog consults a fortune-teller, he’s told not to worry. "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl," she says, "and she will want to know everything about you." "That’s great!" says the excited frog. "When will I meet her?"

"Next semester," says the psychic, "in biology class."

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This ad in the Bozeman Daily Chronicle was obviously directed toward pet lovers only: "Free to good home, a loving Jack Russell terror dog."

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Laughing out loud

A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighborhood and takes it to the police station. The desk sergeant says, Why dont you just take it to the zoo? The next day, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the streetwith the sheep. I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo, the sergeant says. I know what you told me, the guy responds. Yesterday I took him to the zoo. Today Im taking him to the movies. * * * * * * * * * * When a lonely frog consults a fortune-teller, hes told not to worry. You are going to meet a beautiful young girl, she says, and she will want to know everything about you. Thats great! says the excited frog. When will I meet her? Next semester, says the psychic, in biology class. * * * * * * * * * * This ad in the Bozeman Daily Chronicle was obviously directed toward pet lovers only: Free to good home, a loving Jack Russell terror dog. Compiled from the internet