Laughing out loud

A talking horse shows up at Dodger Stadium and persuades the manager to let him try out for the team.

In his first at bat, the horse rips the ball deep into right field—then just stands there.

"Run! Run!" the manager screams.

"Run?" says the horse. "If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby."

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During a trip to the zoo, we saw a sign posted next to the empty polar bear exhibit stating that the bear had died after eating a glove.

"The poor polar bear," remarked the woman standing next to us.

Her husband’s slightly different reaction: "The poor guy wearing the glove."

Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

A talking horse shows up at Dodger Stadium and persuades the manager to let him try out for the team. In his first at bat, the horse rips the ball deep into right fieldthen just stands there. Run! Run! the manager screams. Run? says the horse. If I could run, Id be in the Kentucky Derby. * * * * * * * During a trip to the zoo, we saw a sign posted next to the empty polar bear exhibit stating that the bear had died after eating a glove. The poor polar bear, remarked the woman standing next to us. Her husbands slightly different reaction: The poor guy wearing the glove. Compiled from the internet