Laughing out loud

Once I’d finished reviewing my daughter’s homework, I gave her an impromptu quiz. “What is a group of whales called?” I asked. “I’ll give you a hint—it sounds like something you use to listen to music.”

“An iPod?” she guessed.

“Close,” I said. “But what I’m thinking of is a little smaller.”

“A Shuffle!”

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 A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.

"My dog is so smart," says the first owner, "that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee."

"I know," says the second owner.

"How do you know?"

"My dog told me."

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Laughing out loud

Once Id finished reviewing my daughters homework, I gave her an impromptu quiz. What is a group of whales called? I asked. Ill give you a hintit sounds like something you use to listen to music. An iPod? she guessed. Close, I said. But what Im thinking of is a little smaller. A Shuffle! * * * * * * * * * * A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. My dog is so smart, says the first owner, that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee. I know, says the second owner. How do you know? My dog told me. Compiled from the internet