Laughing out loud
A man and his family walk into a bar. Inside of the bar, the mans youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating Worlds longest memory.
The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true.
The child asks, What did you have for breakfast 30 years ago?
The Native American states, eggs.
The child states that the native could have just made that up, and then later leaves the bar.
Years later, when the child returns back with his own family he sees the same native at the bar.
Walking up to the man, he states a stereotypical, how?!
The Native replies, scrambled.
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Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company, so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live in. That evening, he decides to go out.
Want to grab a drink? he asks the centipede. But theres no answer from the box. A few minutes later, he asks againstill no reply. Finally, he hollers, Hey! Do you want to get a drink?
I heard you the first time! says a small, irritated voice. Im putting on my shoes!
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