Laughing out loud

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?”

The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”

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So I called up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned dial-a-llama

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they can’t remember the words.

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, Have you seen my brother? The bartender says, I dont know. What does he look like? * * * * * * * * * * So I called up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned dial-a-llama * * * * * * * * * * Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they cant remember the words. Compiled from the internet