Laughing out loud

A man walks into a restaurant and says, “How do you prepare your chickens?” The cook replies, “Nothing special. We just tell ’em they’re gonna die.”
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   A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, “That’ll be $1.49.” The duck replies, “Put it on my bill.”
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Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

A man walks into a restaurant and says, How do you prepare your chickens? The cook replies, Nothing special. We just tell em theyre gonna die. * * * * * * * * * * A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, Thatll be $1.49. The duck replies, Put it on my bill. * * * * * * * * * * Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender says, What is this? Some kind of joke? Compiled from the internet