Laughing out loud
A man and his family walk into a bar. Inside of the bar, the mans youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating Worlds longest memory.
The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true.
The child asks, What did you have for breakfast 30 years ago?
The Native American states, eggs.
The child states that the native could have just made that up, and then later leaves the bar.
Years later, when the child returns back with his own family he sees the same native at the bar.
Walking up to the man, he states a stereotypical, how?!
The Native replies, scrambled.
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A lion comes across two men, one reading and the other writing. The beast pounces on and devours the reader but ignores the writer. Why? Because, as everyone knows, a writer cramps while a reader digests.
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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, Youre quite a celebrity around here. Weve even got a drink named after you.
The grasshopper says, Youve got a drink named Steve?
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