Laughing out loud

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”
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    A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?”
The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
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    A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer ……………. and some of those peanuts.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but why the big paws?”

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Laughing out loud

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, Hey. The horse says, You read my mind, buddy. * * * * * * * * * A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, What are you staring at? Havent you ever seen a horse tending bar before? The guy says, Its not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. * * * * * * * * * A bear walks into a bar and says, Id like a beer . and some of those peanuts. The bartender says, Sure, but why the big paws? Compiled from the internet