Laughing out loud

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”
The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”
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    A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, “You don’t see a dog in here drinking a martini very often.”
The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”

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Laughing out loud

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, Hey, thats neat. Where did you get that? The parrot says, Francetheyve got millions of them there. * * * * * * * * * A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, You dont see a dog in here drinking a martini very often. The dog says, At these prices, Im not surprised. Compiled from the internet