Laughing out loud

Tired of waiting in the back of the line to get on Noah’s Ark, a flea jumps from one animal to another as she moves closer to the front. She leaps and leaps until she lands on the back of an elephant. The pachyderm turns to its mate and says testily, “I knew it! Here they go with the pushing and shoving!”

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An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt. “What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks. “ ‘Here, boy,’ ” he replies.

    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Tired of waiting in the back of the line to get on Noahs Ark, a flea jumps from one animal to another as she moves closer to the front. She leaps and leaps until she lands on the back of an elephant. The pachyderm turns to its mate and says testily, I knew it! Here they go with the pushing and shoving! * * * * * * * An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, theres still no sign of the mutt. What did you write in the ad? his wife asks. Here, boy, he replies. Compiled from the internet