Laughing out loud
A man and his family walk into a bar. Inside of the bar, the mans youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating Worlds longest memory.
The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true.
The child asks, What did you have for breakfast 30 years ago?
The Native American states, eggs.
The child states that the native could have just made that up, and then later leaves the bar.
Years later, when the child returns back with his own family he sees the same native at the bar.
Walking up to the man, he states a stereotypical, how?!
The Native replies, scrambled.
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A man is driving down the highway when he sees a shipping truck wrecked on the side of the road, and 25 penguins waddling around outside it. He pulls over and the truck driver tells him, Quick! Youve gotta take these birds to the zoo while I wait for AAA! The man agrees and drives off with the penguins.
After fixing his vehicle, the truck driver heads over to the zoo to make sure the penguins made it safely. Theres no sign of them. The truck driver panics and starts scouring the town for his missing penguins.
An hour later he passes by the local cinema, when who does he see leaving the theater but the guy who said hed help him, 25 penguins still in tow.
What happened! the truck driver screams. I told you to take them to the zoo!
I did, the man answers. But I had a little money left over, so I thought Id take them to a movie too.
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Tired of waiting in the back of the line to get on Noahs Ark, a flea jumps from one animal to another as she moves closer to the front. She leaps and leaps until she lands on the back of an elephant. The pachyderm turns to its mate and says testily, I knew it! Here they go with the pushing and shoving!
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