Laughing out loud

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

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A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

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Laughing out loud

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, Thats the ugliest baby that Ive ever seen. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, The driver just insulted me! The man says, You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, Ill hold your monkey for you. ******** An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do? The husband replies, First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid! ******** A boy asks his father, Dad, are bugs good to eat? Thats disgusting. Dont talk about things like that over dinner, the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, Now, son, what did you want to ask me? Oh, nothing, the boy says. There was a bug in your soup, but now its gone. Compiled from the internet