Laughing out loud

Lady: "Is this my train?"

Station Master: "No, it belongs to the railway company."

Lady: "Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York."

Station Master: "No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy."

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Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

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Laughing out loud

Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company. Lady: Dont try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New York. Station Master: No Madam, Im afraid its too heavy. * * * * * * * Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language? A: Nobodys perfect! * * * * * * * A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, Im terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you. The woman replied, Well thats alright with me, but how are you at catching mice? Compiled from the internet