Laughing out loud

Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers. "Hey," said one, "I think we're drunk." "You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly," said his mate. "And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow," said the first. Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10. They then switched places. "Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20." "Hey," protested the first, "When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!" "Yes," said the second judge, "But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning."

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A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, "I can grant you one wish." "Well," says the man, "I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?" The genie says, "Do you know how much of my power that would take?" The man says, "Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?" The genie says, "You want that highway two lane or four lane?

    

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Laughing out loud

Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers. Hey, said one, I think were drunk. You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly, said his mate. And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow, said the first. Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10. They then switched places. Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20. Hey, protested the first, When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10! Yes, said the second judge, But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning. * * * * * * * * A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, I can grant you one wish. Well, says the man, I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii? The genie says, Do you know how much of my power that would take? The man says, Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen? The genie says, You want that highway two lane or four lane? Compiled from the internet