Laughing out loud
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, Mmmm, I smell sausage! Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, Mmmm, I smell pancakes! Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldnt because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, The only thing I smell is molasses.
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Two guys are walking through a game park they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord. He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.
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