Laughing out loud

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
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A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, "Dude, I'm Jesus Christ!" And the priest says, "No son, you're not." So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, "Man, I'm Jesus Christ!" Then the priest says, "No son, you're not." Finally, the drunk had enough and said, "Here, I'll prove it." He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, "Jesus Christ, you're back again?"
    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, Im terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you. The woman replied, Well thats alright with me, but how are you at catching mice? * * * * * * * A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, Dude, Im Jesus Christ! And the priest says, No son, youre not. So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, Man, Im Jesus Christ! Then the priest says, No son, youre not. Finally, the drunk had enough and said, Here, Ill prove it. He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, Jesus Christ, youre back again? Compiled from the internet