Laughing out loud

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan." When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India." 

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A teacher was testing her students' knowledge of words' antonyms. She asked, "What is the opposite go?" A student answered, "Stop." "Very good," the teacher replied. "What is the opposite of adamant?" Another student said, "Eveant." 

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Laughing out loud

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan. Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, Car very fast, made in Japan. When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, Meter very fast, made in India. * * * * * * * A teacher was testing her students knowledge of words antonyms. She asked, What is the opposite go? A student answered, Stop. Very good, the teacher replied. What is the opposite of adamant? Another student said, Eveant. Compiled from the internet