Laughing out loud

Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"
Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."
Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother said, "Darling, I wish you wouldn't do that because the boys can see your panties." "Okay, mommy," the little girl replied. The next day, the mother noticed her little girls hands looked dirty, so she asked, "You haven't been doing handstands again and letting those boys see your panties, have you?" "Oh no, mummy," the daughter replied. "Honestly! I took them off first."

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Laughing out loud

Mother: Are you talking back to me?! Son: Well yeah, thats kinda how communication works. Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, Mother, Ive got a stomach ache. Thats because your stomach is empty, the mother replied. You would feel better if you had something in it. That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, Thats because its empty, she said. Youd feel better if you had something in it. A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother said, Darling, I wish you wouldnt do that because the boys can see your panties. Okay, mommy, the little girl replied. The next day, the mother noticed her little girls hands looked dirty, so she asked, You havent been doing handstands again and letting those boys see your panties, have you? Oh no, mummy, the daughter replied. Honestly! I took them off first. Compiled from the internet